He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
