Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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