God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
My penis needs a shock collar
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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