It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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