Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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