Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
it's like iHOP with fire
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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