I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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