Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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