He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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