you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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