She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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