So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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