Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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