wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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