Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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