In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
