well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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