I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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