Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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