is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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