let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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