This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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