i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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