I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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