So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I have so many feelings about this burrito
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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