im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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