walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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