would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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