I'm lost and stupid without you.
look no pants
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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