i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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