plz talk dirty to me
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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