She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
