after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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