Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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