I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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