Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
