oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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