It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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