Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
