Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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