when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
where are my eyebrows?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
