I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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