It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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