i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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