Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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