We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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