Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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