She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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