Porn is love you can see.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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