so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Randomize