I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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