May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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