So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Randomize
